You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child - Family

― If you didn't kill earthworms with salt.

― If you didn't play with rubber bands.

― If you never bathed in the rain.

― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.

― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on

the bed.

― If you didn't go to steal cashew and guava in the

next street and the owner's dog

comes through the backyard waiting for you to

come down from the tree.

― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for

the lizards to take it and give you

new ones.

― If you didn't just wash your

hands and legs instead of bathing when going to

school.

― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or

under bed with friends.

― If you never flew a

kite.

- If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with

sand.

- If u didn't write your name on paper and insert it into

your pen so that no one will

steal it.

- If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly to see

when the lights went off.

- If you never waved at white birds

expecting your nails to be whiter

- If you never heard of a ghost dat stays under mango

trees at nights

- If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and

called it ur car!

- If you didnt mix garri n sugar in your

pocket and eat while walking in the street.

- If you never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin

grass nd sand witout fire.

- If you didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.

-if you never steal a meat 4rm pot.

-If you never bath inside bathroom and went out

Unclad, with your

cloth in ur hands.

Then I guess your Childhood wasn't

Fun...... cheesy