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Nigerians Without Prepaid Meters Should Stop Paying Electricity Bills - FG .

The NERC has ​declared that electricity consumers ​that were ​not provided with prepaid meters ​as at​ March 1 should stop paying electricity bills presented by DISCOs on the basis of estimated billing methodology. The commission also ordered the DISCOs not to disconnect any such customer that refuses to pay the bills and further advised such customers to report to the commission if disconnected. The NERC said​ the new directive is in line with its mandate of protecting the rights of customers.

Scientists Want to Pay You N5m to Lie in Bed for 60 Days.

Lie in bed for 60 days, earn N5m. That’s the job schedule.

Well, no one needs a university degree to qualify.
Nor does anyone lack the requisite experience for a 60-day job that will fetch them a cool and effortless N5m.
Call it the dream job and you’ll be right; because all you need do is to lie down in bed and simply allow scientists to fuss over you! And then the pay cheque greets you ‘Good morning’ on the 60th day!

This is no April Fool gimmick, as the researchers at the Institute for Space Medicine and Physiology in Toulouse, France, have expressed the willingness to pay £13,000 to participants, just to find out the effects of prolonged weightlessness on the body.

It was reported by the French newspaper 20 Minutes.
Half of the participants will take drugs to counteract the effects of weightlessness, while the other group won’t.

The idea is that lying down for that long will mimic the effects of being weightless on the body.
The coordinating doctor, Dr. Arnaud Beck, says, “The idea of this study is to reproduce the weightlessness of the International Space Station, ISS.
“During the first two weeks, our scientists will do a whole series of tests and measurements on the volunteers.
“This will be followed by a 60-day period during which they must remain in bed, the head slightly inclined downwards at less than six degrees.

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New Music Alert: Myme - HAPPY

With so many songs about break-ups and heartbreak, isn't it time to celebrate couples who stay together? .. 

Rarer are the songs that consider the long haul of enduring love. ... exhausting day, they let their lover go to sleep without getting to the end of their story. ... 

Everybody says, 

Let's, let's stay together and be HAPPY

Why She Broke Up With Me - George.

I fell in love with a lady who listens only to what Mummy says.

I met Queen (as fondly called by all) during our service days in Kwara State at the Orientation Camp. She was so innocent in all things, that you will wonder how she made it through her University. I love her just the way she is and was ready to accept her that way.
We were good lovers for the one year we spent together in Ilorin Town. 

After service we both returned to join our parents in Lagos and we planned to take our relationship to the next level. One day she called me up and told me her mum will like to meet me has she has told her a lot about me. I was so happy to hear that and we agreed on the next weekend because of our work.

I went to visit her parent, they were good people, her father was very nice and welcoming but I noticed that her mother call the shut in their house but it was not a business of mine if they are all happy together and also noticed her mum was not really happy to have me around so I was not surprised when Queen called me the following day to tell me that she cannot continue with the relationship because her mum said she (mum) does not like me.

She said "I love you so much, but I cannot go ahead if my mum does not like you".
I heard she is still single and waiting for mummy's choice after five years now.

     Written By:

 Toyosi Morris-Olusola